let's canncel Valentine's day

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just be honest...
my relationships always end up as a disaster.
ok that's pretty much of an understatement!
they start as a disaster...and the middle piece has many of these "disaster"-traits too...and than it ends smoothly in...right A DISASTER!
i am simply THE HUMAN TARANTULA...
seeking my victim, haunting my victim, eliminate it...and afterwards crying how bossy and badass men are :)
it's simple...i haven't found my Mr. Right yet (said Mrs. ALWAYS Right xD )
BIG THANKS TO MY MOMMY <3
Lest i don't celebrate the 14th.February embarrassed 'cause i haven't got a present for the 20th time in a row...
she gave me a lovely little gift and tried to cheer me up by saying
"hun, don't be upset that you haven't got a present on Valentine's day...just keep in mind, that no one loves you the other days too
thanks mom,
you always make me feel so special <3
 
seien wir einmal einfach nur ehrlich...
meine Beziehungen enden jedesmal in einem Desaster.
ok das war nun wirklich die Untertreibung des noch so jungen Jahrhunderts!
sie beginnen als ein Desaster...der Mittelteil erinnert auch stark an ein Desaster...
und zum schluss gleitet es nahtlos in...richtig EINEM DESASTER!
Ich bin einfach DIE MENSCHLICHE TARANTEL...
Spüre meinen Opfer auf, jage mein Opfer, beseitige es...und am ende heule ich rum wie rechthaberisch und badass Männer sidn :)
es ist einfach...ich habe meinen Mr. Right noch nicht gefunden (sagte die IMMER Mrs. Right xD)
VIELEN LIEBEN DANK AN MEINE MAMA <3
Damit ich nicht peinlich berührt zum 20Mal in Folge ohne Present an Valentinstag da stehe...
hat meine Mama mir kurzer Hand selbst was geschenkt, mit den Wort
"sei nicht traurig, dass du an Valentinstag nichts bekommst...denk enfach immer dran Schätzchen,
dass dich die anderen Tage auch niemand liebt" xD

Mama ist einfach die beste,
man fühlt sich immer wie was besonderes! xD
 
 

25 comments:

  1. MadebyKnospeFebruary 14, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    Haha, wie immer sehr geil.

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  2. ChahrazadFebruary 14, 2013 at 9:19 PM

    Haha, genius!

    x
    www.thecherryfactor.com

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  3. UnknownFebruary 14, 2013 at 9:23 PM

    hahahahahahaha love this post! xo!

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  4. MiaFebruary 14, 2013 at 9:25 PM

    Das hätte auch von meiner Mutter stammen können. Wirklich echt sympathisch die Frau! :D

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  5. j.fashion-rebellFebruary 14, 2013 at 9:55 PM

    schön zuschlagen :D

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  6. the creation of beauty is art.February 14, 2013 at 10:06 PM

    Awww lol that is amazing.
    the-creationofbeauty.blogspot.com

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  7. OleszkaFebruary 14, 2013 at 10:45 PM

    Hahaha :D Deine Mutter ist wirklich genial :)))

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  8. UnknownFebruary 14, 2013 at 11:10 PM

    Let`s call a V-day!!!!!

    Bestdressedpoland

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  9. Adeayu HadijahFebruary 14, 2013 at 11:59 PM

    ROFLOL!!
    Its so funny!
    Love the photoshoot so much! XD

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  10. BirichinataFebruary 15, 2013 at 12:00 AM

    Amazing!!!
    Happy Valentine´s day ;)
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  11. PlANTOFELEKFebruary 15, 2013 at 12:16 AM

    Haha!! Its so cool!!!
    Crazy;)

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  12. JhoFebruary 15, 2013 at 1:22 AM

    That gif is hilarious. No mr. right for this girl either. Your mom is funny.

    oliveneedspopeye.blogspot.com

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  13. MishFebruary 15, 2013 at 2:05 AM

    OMG! So cute! Ha ha!

    XO, Mish @ LBD and Onesies
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  14. UnknownFebruary 15, 2013 at 4:23 AM

    Haha cute comment by your mum!

    x Gi
    alibimag.blogspot.com

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  15. Patricia Evelyn SalimFebruary 15, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    i love this post ! so cute :)

    xoxo
    http://sparklingstardusts.blogspot.com

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  16. KateFebruary 15, 2013 at 12:31 PM

    funny gif!

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  17. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2013 at 5:11 PM

    Insρiring story there. What oсcurгеd аfter?
    Take care!

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  18. PALMIRAFebruary 16, 2013 at 12:47 AM

    So good!

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  19. Sweet With Envy Be InspiredFebruary 16, 2013 at 2:13 AM

    you made me LOL. very cool post :)

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  20. MEcoyFebruary 16, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    i really enjoyed this set of photos
    though i felt how the guy felt there haha
    i can't imagine a grils would do that to me

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  21. celina meowFebruary 16, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    oh gott ich musste so laut lachen. das gif ist sooo witzig :D und was deine mama gesagt hat...oh je :D

    <3

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2013 at 5:09 PM

    great photo;D

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  23. vogueswingFebruary 16, 2013 at 8:24 PM

    :)))))) Your blog is very funny :)

    I following Your blog :)

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  24. SvetlanaFebruary 17, 2013 at 8:05 PM

    den spruch hat eine freundin von mir auf facebook auf gepostet :)
    die bilder sind mal wieder toll geworden :)

    lg
    svetlana

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  25. emanuelFebruary 24, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    I cry looking at it...

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